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Twitter: chrisclark_inMB</description><title>Notes from the End Times</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @notesfromendtimes)</generator><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>How many extra dicks do you have to go around?</title><description>Too many, probably. </description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/42039530286</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/42039530286</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:03:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The 8-hour Diet, or "Let's Make Fatty Miserable by Starving Him All Day"</title><description>Well, that was some bullshit.  No breakfast, no snacky-time after 8:00, 1800 calories a day:  No...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/42037340110</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/42037340110</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:27:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’m suffering severe pain, you say.  Well does it stop your suffering if you endure it like a..."</title><description>“I’m suffering severe pain, you say.  Well does it stop your suffering if you endure it...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/7517387055</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/7517387055</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 22:19:50 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category><category>stoicism</category></item><item><title>"Girls are like national geographic specials: They like to dig up really old shit and then talk about..."</title><description>“Girls are like national geographic specials: They like to dig up really old shit and then...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/7065555222</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/7065555222</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:35:57 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category><category>relationships</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkqvnxEXk1qzan69o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/7064558977</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/7064558977</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:07:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"In the past, I would have urged her to change.  But that was the fascism of the man in me, the..."</title><description>“In the past, I would have urged her to change.  But that was the fascism of the man in me,...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6698581333</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6698581333</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 16:22:58 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category><category>relationships</category></item><item><title>My daughter: Self-Esteem Assassin</title><description>Me:  I&amp;#8217;m a happy drunk.  Your mom&amp;#8217;s a weepy drunk.  Never marry a weepy drunk. 


Her: ...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6488578398</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6488578398</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 10:55:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This letter is all over the Internets lately.  I just wish...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmg0nbBsxn1qi6hz3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This letter is all over the Internets lately.  I just wish people would stop disrespecting my ex’s privacy by sharing it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6299652864</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6299652864</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 19:16:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I think this every single day.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmdjrpPAfY1qi6hz3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think this every single day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6250057315</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6250057315</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 11:16:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I think the guy underbid himself. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcnjcd07p1qi6hz3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think the guy underbid himself. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6238395241</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6238395241</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 23:40:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Think it no shame to be helped.  Your business is to do what must be done, like a soldier on a wall...."</title><description>“Think it no shame to be helped.  Your business is to do what must be done, like a soldier on...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6144331613</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6144331613</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 12:00:06 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category><category>stoicism</category></item><item><title>My daughter is a back-handed compliment ninja</title><description>Yesterday on the ride home from school: &amp;#8220;Basically I want a husband who is just like you,...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6143274383</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/6143274383</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:13:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Throwback Thursday.  My daughter and me, while I was stationed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llgeikLB4w1qi6hz3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Throwback Thursday.  My daughter and me, while I was stationed in Germany, circa 93-ish.  Hoo-ah.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5641644124</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5641644124</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 13:42:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Better than the one Contemporary Christian concert I attended. ...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SHmDXtqLhhg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Better than the one Contemporary Christian concert I attended.  100% chance that the lady in the beginning of the video has a collection of porcelain unicorns.   &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5581872547</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5581872547</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 15:04:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is not in my version of the Bible.  Catholics have extra...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llam1v5mzX1qi6hz3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is not in my version of the Bible.  Catholics have extra books, ‘though - I’m gonna check it out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5544850632</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5544850632</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 10:39:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Everybody does a little wool-pulling on the dating front. Otherwise, we’d all show up on first..."</title><description>“Everybody does a little wool-pulling on the dating front. Otherwise, we’d all show up...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5456243760</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5456243760</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 15:18:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Kids especially enjoy the sake.  And every meal comes with a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll52hbxhBN1qi6hz3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kids especially enjoy the sake.  And every meal comes with a genuine, razor-sharp throwing star!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5450715287</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5450715287</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 10:48:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hetherington photo in the Korengal Valley of Afghanastan.  You...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3us65th91qi6hz3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hetherington photo in the Korengal Valley of Afghanastan.  You can see a slideshow of his work at vanityfair.com. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5432978405</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5432978405</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 19:04:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Tim Hetherington killed in Libya</title><description>http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/04/tim-hetherington-41-killed-in-libya.html
This guy was...</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5432857533</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5432857533</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 19:00:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Still fresh at the End of Days</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll34klB1h51qi6hz3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still fresh at the End of Days&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5420465139</link><guid>http://notesfromendtimes.tumblr.com/post/5420465139</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 09:38:45 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
